SCENE: Teenage daughter and dad in the car.
girl: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
dad: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
girl: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.
dad: What is a vowel?
girl: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
dad: Close enough.
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